Threesome

Spoon are awesome

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don’t you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.

Fire

Wheelchair

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

Fire

Harvey carnduff

What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire

Hot wheels

Baby

Anonymous

How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

Last

darkminded

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana’s mind

The steering wheel

Girlfriend

Girlfriend joke

Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back

Rock

Anonymous

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. … she likes to rock And roll lol

Miss

Anonymous

“Wheel” all miss him, right?

Cross

Anonymous

What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana’s mind? The steering wheel.

Vegetable

Ethan spastic

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

Chair

Anonymous

What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet

Girl

Anonymous

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”

Nut

Osama Bin Laden

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts

Man

Funny JOKE

John say a Gay in a wheel chair

“I didn’t know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable”

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels

Anti

Hugh Jazz

What’s black and has wheels? Black wheels.

Hawkins

Anonymous

What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot

Pot wheels

Legs

The joke teller

What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe

Chair

Hitler

what is the hardest part of a vegetable… The wheel chair

Invention

Anonymous

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Becuase it’s wheely wheely great!

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