A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don’t you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire

Hot wheels

How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana’s mind

The steering wheel

Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. … she likes to rock And roll lol

“Wheel” all miss him, right?

What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana’s mind? The steering wheel.

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts

John say a Gay in a wheel chair

“I didn’t know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable”

What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels

What’s black and has wheels? Black wheels.

What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot

Pot wheels

What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe

what is the hardest part of a vegetable… The wheel chair

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Becuase it’s wheely wheely great!