Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
Why dod the weel fall?
BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs ♿ 👩🦼 meals on wheels 😋 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Y'know what's really sad? Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
