Wheel Jokes

What do u call a disabled person who deals drugs A wheel dealer

Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.

I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her

i baught my son a trampoline, That little asshole stayed in his wheel chair the whole day

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

Q; Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?

A: Because they're retired

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."

Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back

What do u call a Terrorist in a Wheel chair...

RC-XD

What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.

I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts

What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.

John say a Gay in a wheel chair

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"

what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”