Morning

Anonymous

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck

Fire

josh kent

what do you call Stephen hawkings on fire? [answer] hot wheeles

Chair

Cock sucker

How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?

The wheel chair floats to the top

Fire

annabelle

what do you call stephen hawkling on fire? hot wheels

Fire

HOT

What do you call Stephen hawkings on fire?HOT WHEELS WELL SEE HIM SOON

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down… comedy.

Bus

DICK E

your bus is so short…the wheels touch

Girl

Anonymous

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with “🎶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶”

Chair

Anonymous

The wheels on the wheel chair go round and round

Foot

krystalmeth

Las Vegas has a new 550 foot tall ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

Sadness

DiligentFellow

Y’know what’s really sad? Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?

Die

Timmy

Did you know Stephen Hawkins died in a game the game was happy wheels

Chair

GiantGametime10

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheel chair.

Fire

Anonymous

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels

Fast

Anonymous

What do u call Stephen going fast? Hot wheels

Legs

JayLeno

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair’s getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

Fire

Anonymous

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.

Chair

Sub to YT Fate Bex

Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair

Me: guess who came crawling right back

Toe

Anonymous

what do you call stephen hawking’s toes on fire. Hot wheels

Toe

IG @uhhisaac

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair

Hot wheels

Chair

Anonymous

What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Chair

Chris

(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair

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