Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
What do u call a Terrorist in a Wheel chair...
RC-XD
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
John say a Gay in a wheel chair
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"
what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
“Wheel” all miss him, right?
what is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire
answer: Hot wheels...
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
