Wheel jokes
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
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I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.