What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
what do you call Stephen hawkings on fire? [answer] hot wheeles
How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?
The wheel chair floats to the top
what do you call stephen hawkling on fire? hot wheels
What do you call Stephen hawkings on fire?HOT WHEELS WELL SEE HIM SOON
What’s the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down… comedy.
your bus is so short…the wheels touch
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with “🎶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶”
The wheels on the wheel chair go round and round
Las Vegas has a new 550 foot tall ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Y’know what’s really sad? Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Did you know Stephen Hawkins died in a game the game was happy wheels
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheel chair.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
What do u call Stephen going fast? Hot wheels
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair’s getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
what do you call stephen hawking’s toes on fire. Hot wheels
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair
What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair