Wheel jokes

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?

A dead cripple.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.

The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.

How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?

Take off the wheels!

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?

MEALS ON WHEELS :-)

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.