Wheel jokes

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."

So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?

A:) Tesla

What does a broken down vegetable say?

I need new wheels.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

How do they execute paraplegics?

With the electric wheelchair.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

How do you properly eat a vegetable?

You tip over the wheelchair.

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?

To put the wheelchair in the pot.

How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?

Take off the wheels!