Chair

Anonymous

how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair

Nut

This Guy 123

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

Fire

joshua

wht do you call stephen hawking on fire? hot wheels!!!

Man

funny-rex

I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there’s a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE’’ but I walked away I knew it was a prank

Die

Bobby I

The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection

Nut

Anonymous

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

Puns

Burning Dumpster

What has 10 wheels & flies? A Garbage truck.

Chair

Sandy hook elementary sc

How do they execute paraplegics With the electric wheel chair

Food

Bob

What’s Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels

Car

ShadowTheRedUmbreon

If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run

Head

fannymucher

have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”

Kid

Anonymous

What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels

Hotness

SHAnaL PANal

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels

Puns

Anonymous

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck

Fat

Subject Frans Comedy

these are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey

Die

Anonymous

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair

People

Dork

A killer gone up to 5 people and kill 4 of them there were 2 couples and 1 3rd wheel the 5th one was left single out…

Nut

CoolGirl

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

Puns

Anonymous

I went to a truck on wheels, they said “Wheel feed you”

Nut

Anonymous

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says “what the hell is that?”. The pirate said “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”.

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