How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
When the kid in the wheel chair scares you.... You wheelie scared me.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"
What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Becuase it's wheely wheely great!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
What has 10 wheels & flies? A Garbage truck.
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
