Wheel jokes
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.