how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
When the kid in the wheel chair scares you.... You wheelie scared me.
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
Little Johnny's sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, "That is my garage". The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?" Suzy says, " Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
What has 10 wheels & flies? A Garbage truck.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
