China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MFđ đ¤Łđ
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes đ
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded thoughđ.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasnât just about to say cumâthen the pool was full of cuâI mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasnât full of dildos./j
