Mfs Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Kobe

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

MF

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

Memes

Time

An illustration of the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland wearing a blue coat and holding a pocket watch. The text overlay reads: How mfs feel after saying "a quarter till 8" instead of 7:75💔

Mp5

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Mussel

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Fish

gay fish.

Smurf

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

Pornhub

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Memes

Spoon

I be ready like come on mfs

A gray cat stands holding a book and a cross. Text says: "After watching horror movie and you hear spoon fall down in the kitchen. Satan is that you?!"

Farm

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Character

The image shows the text "You're not the main character" mfs when I write an autobiography above a picture of Squidward from Spongebob with big, bulged out eyes.

Name

A white goat is shown in the center of the picture. The text on the image says "Dance if your name is Josh" and "Mfs called Benjamin:"

Pee

The image shows a meme with text above a photo of soccer player Mbappe yelling. Text: "Mfs at school getting ready to pee on the floor." Below Mbappe is the text "@zendy.bo." At the top of the image are flags and the score, "ARG 2-2 FRA."

Behavior

The image is a screenshot of a tweet that says: "mfs be like 'stop dickriding' idgaf im bouncin and creamin all up on it now what?"

Bio

A man with glasses sits at a chessboard. The text says, "How mfs with 'you're probably here because I offended you' in their bio feel."

Politician

A Photoshopped image showing Donald Trump and Nicolás Maduro sitting on a couch. Both are wearing grey Nike Tech Fleece tracksuits and black Nike Air Force 1 sneakers. Trump has gold grillz on his teeth and is raising his middle finger. Maduro is making a peace sign. On the table in front of them are bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey and Grey Goose vodka. The text "Quarter zip mfs been real quiet since this dropped" is centered on the image.

School

An image depicting a large, mother Pikachu-like creature lying on a furry surface, with multiple smaller, baby Pikachu-like creatures surrounding her, some suckling from her teats. A red and white Poké Ball is visible on the left. The text overlaid on the image reads: "I hate school" mfs the second they step into 4th period.

Community

Mfs will really create an anime alt account verified TODAY and post some shi like "no alts" ✌️✌️😭

Poll

Rule bend: should accounts tht impersonate others like the rapboat mfs or other ppl get banned off rip or should we wait till they change their user n stuff?? might seem like a stupid question but i js wanna see what the community wants yk

TaylorSwiftBoat

Y’all mfs some BUSTAS👎🏿 listen to more RAP