Mfs jokes

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.

Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.

And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabytes.

gay fish.