What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what itβs like to be wanted.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Doctor: βI have good and bad news.β
Patient: βGive me the good news first.β
Doctor: βYour test results are back and you have only two days to live.β
Patient: βThatβs the good news? Whatβs the bad news?β
Doctor: βIβve been trying to reach you for two days.β
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
