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What is a difference between a tree and...
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Memes
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.