Whats jokes
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.