Whats jokes
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Memes
CAKED ASS
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What is a good time?
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
"What bus?"
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.