Whats jokes
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"