Whats jokes
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"