Whats jokes
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!