Whats jokes
What screams I’m insecure?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!