Whats jokes
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What is war used for? (put in comments below)