Whats jokes
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What's big and black?
My balls.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...