Whats jokes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Memes
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.