When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Whats Jokes
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
