Whats jokes
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."