Whats jokes
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Memes
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.