Fur Coat jokes
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.