Fur Coat jokes
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.