Whats jokes
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Memes
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.