Whats jokes
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"