Whats jokes
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.