Whats jokes
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What happen to shrek
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"