What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Whats Jokes
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
