Whats jokes
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.