Whats jokes
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What age is served for breakfast?
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.