Whats jokes
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."