Whats jokes
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Memes
Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.