Whats jokes
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.