Whats jokes
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What is a cow?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Memes
the best ANIME joke ever!!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)