Whats jokes
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Memes
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.