Whats jokes
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"