Whats

Whats jokes

Crematorium

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?

They get a discount at the crematorium.

Orphan

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Seizure

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...

Bullseye

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Memes

Whale

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Dairy

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

Yoda

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

Dog

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

Dad

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

Wheelchair

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

God

What did God say when he made the first black man?

"Crap, I burnt one!"

Difference

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.