Whats jokes
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What does a house wear? Address.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
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Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.