Whats jokes
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What were the webs?
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do emos do?
Hang.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?