Whats jokes
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."