Whats jokes
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!