Whats jokes
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Memes
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.