Whats jokes
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.