Whats jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What is a pile of balls?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)