Whats jokes
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Memes
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What age is served for breakfast?
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.