Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Whats Jokes
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeรฑo business!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Whatโs black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Whatโs the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Whatโs a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
Whatโs the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
