Whats jokes
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.