Whats jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?

He pasta-way...

What did the tree do to the emo?

He left him hanging.

What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!

What is a fish without i's?

Fsh.

What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

What do you call a Spanish toilet?

Elton John.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)