Whats jokes
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What is this website?
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.