Whats jokes
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.