Whats jokes
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Happens every time
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.