Whats jokes

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?

Mien.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?

I pull out of the driveway.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.