What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Whats Jokes
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
