Whats jokes
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Memes
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.