Whats jokes
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."