Whats jokes
What do you call a night person? A night owl π¦ who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Memes
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Whatβs an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1β2 off...
Whatβs yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator π
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.