Whats jokes
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.