Whats jokes
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Memes
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!