Whats jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.