Whats jokes
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
So true
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"