Whats jokes
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser