Whats jokes
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Let me know what your results are!
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.