Whats jokes

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.

What mountain cries the most?

A mountain under water.

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!

What do you give a pig when it has a rash?

Oinkment.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?

Motherfuckers.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.