Whats jokes
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.