What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Whats Jokes
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
