Whats jokes
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.