Whats jokes
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!