Whats jokes
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Memes
Your life is a lie
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.