Whats jokes
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living. oo----- ()
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.