Whats jokes
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Memes
When i was watching south park, this what happens...
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"