Whats jokes
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...