Whats jokes
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Memes
What. The. Hell
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Umm, what joke should I make?