Whats jokes
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.