Whats jokes
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Memes
henderson what the helllllll are you doing
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!