What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
