Whats jokes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.