Whats jokes
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Memes
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."