Whats jokes
Denise.
What more is there to say?
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.