Whats jokes
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the difference between a painting and Jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!