Whats jokes
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's life if you don't have one...
Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!