What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Whats Jokes
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
