Whats jokes
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What?
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?