Whats jokes
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.