Whats jokes
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.