Whats jokes
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Memes
Pov what happens when your drunk and play football
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.