Whats jokes
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Memes
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.