Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"