Whats jokes
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!