Whats jokes
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Funny Moments that happens:
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.