Whats jokes

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?

"I Truss-ted you!"

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.

That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.

A note for My arts/health teacher:

oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

What did God say when he made Jake Paul?

"Oops, I made a mistake."

What kinds of apples grow on trees?

All of them.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

No Body Knows.

No body nose.

"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"

Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.