Whats jokes
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.