Whats jokes
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Memes
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.