Whats jokes
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.