Whats jokes
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.