Whats jokes
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.