What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
