Whats jokes
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.