Whats jokes
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.