Whats jokes
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Memes
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.