What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
