Whats jokes
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.