Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.