Whats jokes
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."