Whats jokes
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.