Whats jokes
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.