What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
