Whats jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!