Whats jokes
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.