Whats jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.