Whats jokes
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What is eh on abt
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.