Whats jokes
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.