Whats jokes
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What goes inside and comes out wet?
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.