Whats jokes

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

Her miscarriage.

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The helicopter blade!

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?

A: One uses one nail to hang.

What do mice eat for dinner?

Mac n Cheese.

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A nectarine.

What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

"Baby Don’t Herd Me."

What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?

He, he.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

What TV shows do orphans not like?

"Family Guy."

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

One had the last supper.

Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?

A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?

B: They're both hot?

A: They're both massive.

What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?

“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”