What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Whats Jokes
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
