Whats jokes

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"

"My penis."

A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"

His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."

The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"

"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."

The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."

The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."

"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

Did you SEA what I did there?

GUY: Yes

Are you SHORE?

Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.

Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!

Wait, what Billy?

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?

An Oreo.

What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?

Vegetable soup.

What does Hellen Keller call her dog?

"NAUSHFBUYGWF"

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

What's long, brown, and sticky?

A stick.

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...

What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.

That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?

"I Truss-ted you!"

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.