Whats jokes
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Memes
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.