Whats jokes
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Memes
Meme:
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!