Whats jokes
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What color is your Bugatti?
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.