Whats

Whats jokes

Love

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

Dinosaur

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

Food

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

Baby

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

Death

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Emo

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

Cat

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Orphanage

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

Hoe

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Fish

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.