Whats jokes

What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russell

I work with animals!

What do you do?

I’m a butcher.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito.

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?

Reload... chhchhhh.

What did the Roman say to the gladiator?

See you later, gladiator.

What do you call a winter time contact?

A Santa Claus.

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

What do orphans call a selfie?

A family photo.

You: Find a time clock that can change time.

Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?

You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!

Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.

What color is your Bugatti?

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.

What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.