Whats jokes
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
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What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
There were two guys in an asylum. One was named Kenny, and the other was Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny acting like he was packing his bags. The nurse said, “What are you doin', Kenny?” Kenny said, “Going to Florida for the week.” The nurse said, “Alright, see ya when you get back.”
Next day, the nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny lying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. The nurse said, “What are you doing, Kenny?” Kenny said, “I am at the beach.” The nurse said, “Oh, I forgot you're in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back.” Bob's room was across the hall. The nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. The nurse said, “Goddamnit, Bob, what are you doing?” Bob said, “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny's wife right now, he is in Florida for the week.”
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!