What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
