Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)