Whats jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
That one stupid kid in class :
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"