Whats jokes
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"