Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.