Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.