Whats jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.

A note for My arts/health teacher:

oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

"Sum ting wong."

What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?

He mist.

What do you call a black coconut?

A CoonConut.

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?

An H2hoe.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.

What was the worse purchase America ever made?

Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.