Whats jokes
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Memes
what your cat does when u aren´t home
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.