Whats jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Memes
Tell me what she is looking at?
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.