Whats jokes
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.