Whats jokes
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.