Whats jokes
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.