What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Whats Jokes
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
