Whats jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.