Whats jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.