Whats jokes
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What's your religion?