Whats jokes

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

What is the difference between Putin and an onion?

Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

What is one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in the school zone.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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