Whats jokes
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Memes
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.