Whats jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's your religion?
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.