Whats jokes
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.