What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Whats Jokes
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
