Whats jokes
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
It says the truth
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
What is a car?