Whats jokes
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Memes
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.