Whats jokes
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.