Whats jokes
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."