Whats jokes
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!