Whats jokes
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.