Whats jokes
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.