Whats jokes

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

What’s better than Stephen Hawking?

Stephen walking.

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?

The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

I actually want peace, not war.

That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?

Con Fuckacarcass.

what do blind people and orphans have in conman? they both cant see they're parents...

A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"