Whats jokes
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.