Whats jokes
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.