Whats jokes
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!