Whats jokes
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.