Whats jokes
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What is the best type of snake? A dead one.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"