Whats jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Memes
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.