Whats jokes
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.