What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Whats Jokes
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What the heck did I discover?
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
