Whats jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.