Whats jokes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.