Whats jokes
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa