Whats jokes

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.

So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

What do tampons and your sister have in common?

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

What's 9 + 10?

21

What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

"Mice Krispies!"

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.

What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?

A Minor.

What the difference between a priest and acne

Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face