Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.