Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.