Whats jokes
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.