Whats jokes
What’s brown?
Idk.
I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.
About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."
I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."
Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.