Whats jokes
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
Memes
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What's black and white?
History.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.