Whats jokes
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Memes
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.