Whats

Whats jokes

Helmet

What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

Abortion

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Memes

White girl

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

The redneck virgin.

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  • Sloth

    What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

    They both hang from trees.

    Fetus

    What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."

    Flu

    What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?

    For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

    Stepdad

    What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

    My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

    Orphan

    What did the orphan get for Christmas?

    Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

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  • Abortion

    What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

    With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

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  • Rapist

    Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

    Bomb

    What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?

    Nothing, he just exploded.