Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Whats Jokes
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
