Whats jokes
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.