Whats jokes
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What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.