Whats jokes
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What are clowns good at?
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?