Whats jokes
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
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