Whats jokes
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Grace...what stinks?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!