Whats jokes
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Grace...what stinks?