Whats jokes
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What the fuck?
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?