I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What are clowns good at?
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What is hell to you?
Jesus!!!!!
He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.
But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!
And our Eternal Heaven!!
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What is your favorite color?
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!