Whats jokes
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Fuck me."
That's what she said.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?