Whats jokes
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.