Whats jokes
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!