Whats jokes
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.