Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!