Whats jokes
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What the fuck?
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.