Whats jokes
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.