Whats jokes
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan