Whats

Whats jokes

God

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

Devil

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Orphan

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Woman

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

Face

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

Meme

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Son

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

Human

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?

Difference

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.

Sleep

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

Time

What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!

Time

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?

Egg

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.

John Cena

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.