Whats jokes
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?