Whats jokes
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.