Whats

Whats jokes

Watch

A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.

Asthma

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

Tractor

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

Goat

What did the goat say?

"Let's play the grass!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes

Difference

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Hair

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

Rape

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Emo kid

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.