What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Whats Jokes
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.