Whats jokes
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What do you call ball drama?
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.