Whats jokes
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What is the difference between a human and a human?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What can fly?
Bird.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.