Whats jokes
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.