Whats jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!