Whats jokes
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Like if you know what ashes are.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."