Whats jokes

What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?

Brrrrrrito!

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.

What is yellow and smells like bananas?

What is the difference between a human and a bird?

A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.

What’s worse than giving women rights?

Having them. In the first place.

What did one bear reply to his bad pun?

"Bear with me!"

"Fuck me."

That's what she said.

What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?

When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.

What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There's twenty of them!

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.

What did the pedophile say to the kids?

"FUCK!"

A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."

"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"

Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"

The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."

"What the FU***** SH**"

Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.

What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?

Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.

One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"

The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."

The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"

The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."

Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"

The not so smart Indian replies,

"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...

Cancer.

Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"

Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?

A woman.

What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?

You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!