Whats jokes
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What time is it?
What is a car that runs and can't?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What is important?