Whats jokes
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What time is it?
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is important?
What is your car's name?
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.