Whats jokes
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What time is it?