What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Whats Jokes
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Like if you know what ashes are.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.