Whats jokes
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT