Whats

Whats jokes

Cat

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

Bathroom

If you're American coming into the bathroom,

And you're American coming out of the bathroom,

What are you in the bathroom?

European.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

Animal

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Wheel

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?

Dog

What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.

Dad

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

Fish

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.

Language

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

Daddy

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...