Whats jokes
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.