Whats jokes
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!