Whats jokes
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.