Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Whats Jokes
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
What the fuck?