Whats jokes
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What can orphans not do in school?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.