Whats jokes
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Hey, what's up?
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!