What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?