Whats jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

"So what, ah, my G?"

What do you call a sad porno?

A tear jerker.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

What do you call an orphan?

An orphan.

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!