Whats jokes
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Whatโs the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.