What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Whats Jokes
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.