Whats jokes
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What is a chode?
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.