Whats jokes
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What's better than poo?
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)