Whats jokes
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.