Whats jokes
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.