Whats jokes
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.