Whats jokes
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!