What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
Whats Jokes
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What do you call your kids?
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!