Whats jokes
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"