Whats jokes
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. β€οΈ
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.