Whats jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Whatβs Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didnβt, they're dead.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it wonβt wake up? Eur-ope.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.