Whats jokes
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?