Whats jokes
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.