Whats jokes
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What is 2+2? Fish.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!