Whats jokes
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What am I doing?
Your mom.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.