What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Whats Jokes
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.