Whats jokes
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.