Whats jokes
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.