Whats jokes
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.