Whats

Whats jokes

People

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

Planet

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Daughter

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

Hairline

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

House

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?

A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.

Arsenal

What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?

Arsenal can win trophies and win games.

Baby

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

Cow

What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?

The redneck fucks the cow.

Egg

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Pepper

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.